howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji, via heyfunniest)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via thelazykorean)

"He smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’."

Ten Word Poem #5 - poemsbysmm (via perfect)

(Source: poemsbysmm, via sexarah)

"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."

Paulo Coelho  (via seulray)

(via sea-of-serendipity)

"Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend."

One of my customers (via assachusetts)

(via sexarah)

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